stability:

excuse me as i ruin something in my head before it has a chance to happen

(Source: stability, via sextnoise)

ivani3raginsky:

i love people responding to their pets’ noises with ‘i know’

(via worshipgifs)

im gonna be hot in a few years i swear

(Source: mattressblowoutsale, via pizza)

M2spookykat:

“what are you doing today”

nothing really

“ok great so you can help me with this-“

no no no

you misunderstand

i don’t mean i have nothing planned, i mean i plan to do nothing

(Source: rakatakat, via orgasm)

sheisaloverofchrist:

 

The most beautiful thing

is that He knows

what you are about to tell Him

and yet

He still listens.

Jesus is amazing.

(via worshipgifs)

(Source: mlbedits, via thegameswelove)

throwtheknuckleball:

Albert Pujols hits number 500.

(via fromdarose)

phaserburn:

My taste in music ranges from “you need to listen to this” to “I know, please don’t judge me.”

(Source: fourwheeldevice, via sextnoise)

sextnoise:

mishapenmagic:

twisted-oak:

battlersexual:

fire-raising:

homeboyslife:

actualcorpse:

dont give canadians money

U don’t understand this shit is waterproof and it’s amazing

ALSO IF YOU SCRATCH THE CLEAR MAPLE LEAVES THEY SMELL LIKE MAPLE SYRUP.

is canada even real

the whole country is a fucking theme park

why cant america have colorful waterproof money!?

(Source: baerga)

Spectacular outing from José Fernández who pitched 8 innings of one-hit ball with 14 strikeouts - April 22, 2014.

jonasbrothers:

jonasbrothers:

i just tried to get a piece of dirt off of my computer screen using my cursor 

image

have a christmas

(via thedailylaughs)

(Source: voyagehour, via thedailylaughs)