relahvant:

jakemalik:

true friendship test: call your friend at midnight and ask if they want to go to mcdonalds

who says no to that offer tho

(Source: hi, via orgasm)

dogapult:

are we just gonna not talk about soulless black-eyed family emoji

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(via orgasm)

tortillah:

teacher: maybe we should move the test?

me: image

(via orgasm)

pizzaforpresident:

when you aren’t your best friend’s best friend

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(via humorking)

fredsavageiii:

this whole exchange was golden

(via pizza)